ladyoflate asked: YOU'RE BACK!
it seems so. did you miss me?
loki speaking in a husky stage whisper
welcome, insignificant mortals. i am your future ruler loki odinson. my brother thor set up a blog, so i decided to create one as well. it always amuses me to watch him attempt to learn something new - even this simple midgardian technology seems to be getting the best of him. if you enjoy arrogance and stupidity you may enjoy his blog as well.
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2012-02-28
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2012-02-27
WHY ARE THERE THREE LOKIS?
LOKI DID YOU CLONE YOURSELF AND GIVE THEM ALL A COUNTS ON THIS WEB SITE?
I AM VERY CONFUSED AS TO WHICH ONE IS THE REAL LOKI
I DO NOT LIKE THIS
REAL LOKI I COMMAND YOU TO COME FORTH OR ELSE I SHALL DESTROY WOOBIE UPON FINDING IT!
Which one do you think is real, Thor?
I DO NOT KNOW. THAT IS WHY I ASKED.
THEY ARE ALL CRUEL AND BITTER AND IT IS DIFFICULT TO TELL YOU ALL APART.
WHY DID YOU TAG THIS WITH IDIOT AGAIN? I AM ASKING A PERFECTLY REASONABLE QUESTION.
perhaps none of this is real, thor. what if this is entirely in your mind? have you considered that possibility in vain your searches for a pathetic security blanket?
Source: capslockthor
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dirtywhrrrl asked: Loki on Loki violence? I'm rooting for stage whisper. It's always so much more intimidating when you say it softly...
why thank you.
what my alternate self doesn’t seem to realize is that volume does not equate with worth or power. then we’d all be my brother.
besides, i was king of asgard long before he entered the picture. he should learn some respect.
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byrontobuffy started following you
lokispeakinginahuskystagewhisper:
You really, really do.
Such as basic capitalization and proper italics usage.i’m surprised you could even learn to read through your tears.
how is your version of sif today? you don’t seem to do much besides pine for her. it’s pathetic. though i suppose you’re preferable to the other version…
i should really just annihilate both of you. you’re giving me a bad name.
The meek whispering one is calling me pathetic.
The end truly IS coming.tell your diary whatever you need to comfort yourself, dear. then you can go plait your hair and cry yourself to sleep as you wonder why sif doesn’t love you.
you’re wasting my time.
Source: capslockthor
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byrontobuffy started following you
lokispeakinginahuskystagewhisper:
By the Nine Realms, the end is nigh.
And it is full of caps lock.thor, what in the nine realms have you unleashed? midgard’s infrastructure can barely hold itself up at your mercy, i can only imagine what sort of damage two of you could unleash…
then again, perhaps another thor could help guide you to some much needed… self realization. continue, brother. perhaps you could learn something.
i’m sure i have much to learn from alternate versions of myself.
You really, really do.
Such as basic capitalization and proper italics usage.i’m surprised you could even learn to read through your tears.
how is your version of sif today? you don’t seem to do much besides pine for her. it’s pathetic. though i suppose you’re preferable to the other version…
i should really just annihilate both of you. you’re giving me a bad name.
Source: capslockthor
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byrontobuffy started following you
WAIT.
WHAT IS HAPPENING.
WHO IS THAT?WHAT?
WHO IS THIS?
I ADMIRE YOUR TYPING STYLE.
AND I YOU. DID YOU BREAK YOUR “CAPS LOCK” BUTTON, TOO?
By the Nine Realms, the end is nigh.
And it is full of caps lock.thor, what in the nine realms have you unleashed? midgard’s infrastructure can barely hold itself up at your mercy, i can only imagine what sort of damage two of you could unleash…
then again, perhaps another thor could help guide you to some much needed… self realization. continue, brother. perhaps you could learn something.
i’m sure i have much to learn from alternate versions of myself.
Source: capslockthor
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HAVE ANY OF YOU TRIED “DRIVING” BEFORE?
lokispeakinginahuskystagewhisper:
my, you’ve managed to shout louder with simply the written word. i didn’t think it possible.
asgard is… tedious. mother still grieves her husband’s death, but she is as well as is to be expected.
i suppose i should inquire into your life, thor. where have you been? i assume you still have not located your hammer? i’m surprised, i didn’t think it would take even you this long.
OH, WELL. NO MATTER. I LIKE THE…BIGNESS.
I MISS ASGARD. WILL I BE ABLE TO COME HOME? I KNOW YOU SAID I COULDN’T, BUT I THOUGHT THAT SINCE YOU HAD SOME TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT…
I MISS YOU, BROTHER. AND MOTHER. AND SIF. AND EVERYONE, REALLY.thor, time isn’t enough to change your status in asgard. learning midgardian customs is not enough to be worthy again of the hammer.
continue making “cookies,” brother. it suits you better. do not concern yourself with asgard.
Source: thortalkinginallcaps
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2012-02-26
HAVE ANY OF YOU TRIED “DRIVING” BEFORE?
lokispeakinginahuskystagewhisper:
BECAUSE I HAVE. JANE LET ME DRIVE HER CHARIOT, WHICH I AM TOLD IS CALLED A “VAN.” I MUST SAY, IT WENT QUITE WELL. I DID NOT HIT ANYONE! BUT I DID DRIVE INTO A FEW POLES. NO MATTER. I WILL JUST TRY AGAIN TOMORROW.
IF JANE WILL LET ME. SHE SAYS THAT SHE MUST “FIX” THE “VAN” FIRST BECAUSE I “BROKE” IT. I DID NOT MEAN TO.
I AM ALWAYS BREAKING THINGS, AREN’T I?
I DO NOT MEAN TO, I SWEAR.breaking things has always been one of your unique strengths, brother.
perhaps it will be of use one day.
LOKI! THERE YOU ARE. YES, I THINK I AM QUITE TALENTED, BUT SO ARE YOU. HOW IS ASGARD? MOTHER?
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TEXT.
IT IS…BIGGER.
WHAT DID I DO? LOKI, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?my, you’ve managed to shout louder with simply the written word. i didn’t think it possible.
asgard is… tedious. mother still grieves her husband’s death, but she is as well as is to be expected.
i suppose i should inquire into your life, thor. where have you been? i assume you still have not located your hammer? i’m surprised, i didn’t think it would take even you this long.
Source: thortalkinginallcaps
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0lense asked: Loki, does your writer ever get her work mixed up and disorganized? One thing I have noticed in being a fanfiction writer is that it is so damned difficult to to keep my work organized and I wanted to know if it happens to other writers or if it was just me.
OOC (since I just got this):
Uhm, I’m not sure how to answer this one? I don’t really write fic aside from this, so it’s not a problem I’d encountered, but I can see how it would happen. I’d think that detailed notes and a series of elaborate doc folders would keep things separated nicely? Sorry I couldn’t be of more help…
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HAVE ANY OF YOU TRIED “DRIVING” BEFORE?
BECAUSE I HAVE. JANE LET ME DRIVE HER CHARIOT, WHICH I AM TOLD IS CALLED A “VAN.” I MUST SAY, IT WENT QUITE WELL. I DID NOT HIT ANYONE! BUT I DID DRIVE INTO A FEW POLES. NO MATTER. I WILL JUST TRY AGAIN TOMORROW.
IF JANE WILL LET ME. SHE SAYS THAT SHE MUST “FIX” THE “VAN” FIRST BECAUSE I “BROKE” IT. I DID NOT MEAN TO.
I AM ALWAYS BREAKING THINGS, AREN’T I?
I DO NOT MEAN TO, I SWEAR.breaking things has always been one of your unique strengths, brother.
perhaps it will be of use one day.
Source: thortalkinginallcaps
